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heartfelt messages from our machine to yours
  • Apologies about the
  • Apparently it's a
  • Condolences about the
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  • National Popcorn Day.
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  • Stocking.
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  • Krampus.
  • Twitter beef.
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  • therapy session.
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  • Krampus.
  • Grandpa kisses.
  • Chewbacca.
  • Election.
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  • Muffin.
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  • Vasectomy.
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  • Track suit.
  • Birthday.
  • Get-away.
  • Prom.
  • Movie Deal.
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  • Luau.
  • Nuptials.
  • Movie night.
  • Email Scandal
  • Incarceration.
  • Inauguration.
  • Woman.
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  • Man bun.
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  • Pie.
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  • Cold Open.
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  • Decoupling.
  • Cronut.
  • Cruffin.
  • Kouign Amann.
  • War on Christmas.
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  • Rebranding.
  • Hip Replacement.
  • C ya wouldn't wanna be ya.
  • Yay.
  • Aye carumba!
  • You may now kiss the bride.
  • BYOB
  • Science!
  • May the force be with you.
  • Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...
  • Bye Felicia.
  • Smell ya later.
  • Mahalo.
  • Happy Holidays.
  • Aaaand it's gone!
  • It's got electrolytes.
  • Mic drop.
  • Let's hope it lasts forever.
  • Hakuna Matata.
  • Psych
  • Can you not.
  • I hope this isn't creepy.
  • And chill.
  • Comrades
  • You probably deserve it.
  • I hear it's contagious.
  • I need an adult now.
  • It's not you
  • That's what she said.
  • I'll be back.
  • Let's never speak of this again.
  • Please retweet.
  • I hope it clears up.
  • Don't ask questions.
  • Stay classy.
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  • La-dee Friggin Dah.
  • So long and thanks for all the fish.
  • LOL.
  • Sorry. Not Sorry.
  • Let's start over.
  • Roll credits.
  • Ffffffffffrrrrrrrunnnkkissss!
  • I hope we can still be friends.
  • XXOO
  • Booyah.
  • What goes around comes around.
  • Call me maybe?
  • Sent from my iPhone.
  • Later. much.
  • I'll try harder next time.
  • Thank ya
  • High five!
  • Check your tire pressure.
  • Etcetera.
  • This will be epic.
  • Do as I say. Not as I do.
  • And that's the way it was.
  • It's been real.
  • Hang ten.
  • MaƱana
  • I got the next one.
  • Elvis has left the building!
  • Now get out.
  • Hey macarena!
  • FYI.
  • Jinx! Knock on wood.
  • You're welcome.
  • Ya blew it.
  • Peace out.
  • Sayonara.
  • It's gonna be yuge.
  • Wake me when it's over.
  • Everybody loves me.
  • Gives me the feels.
  • .com
  • That's the way love goes.
  • Word to your mutha.
  • Now with stretch.
  • Time to declutter.
  • If you know, you know.
  • It's not you, it's me.
  • Guess you had to be there.
  • Make holidays great again.
  • It's not me, it's you.
  • Thank you, come again.
  • I can't even.
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