GREETING
GENERATOR

Wishing you a

So sorry for your

Congratulations on your

Thank you for the

Have a

Yinz have a

Heard about your

Hope your pet has a

Heard about your

IMHO

You know how to have a

Hope you have a

Ho cuz, tanks fo da

Cheers to a

May you have a

Happy

Merry

Terrible

Unfortunate

Well-Timed

Fiftieth

Recent

Mele

Lovely

Jolly

Surprise

Cheesy

Sexy

Salty

Scrumtrillescent

Bulbous

Dynamic

Golden

Techy

Boring

Refreshing

Pesky

Addicting

Moldy

Fuzzy

Amaze-balls

Smelly

Twisted

Fancy

Flashy

Soft

Epic

Crazy

Instagram-able

Rad

Cheap

Addictive

Dumb

Weird

Awkward

Fuzzy

Wet

Belated

Chinese

Delicious

Cold

Warm

Tolerable

Amaze-balls

Buttery

Fat

Fun

Tasty

Exciting

Young

Anecdotal

Golden

Gassy

Laughable

Perky

Sleek

Droll

Hilarious

Hairy

Spooky

Gushy

Gross

Racy

Saucy

Moist

Secret

Hawaiian

Dirty

Expensive

Salty

Annoying

Scratchy

Murky

Glum

Playful

Healthy

Crappy

Profitable

Belated

Speedy

Peachy-keen

Swanky

Swell

Fancy Schmancy

Groovy

Tired

Passe

Melodramatic

Curvy

Black & Gold

Full

Spicy

Holiday Season.

Christmas.

Loss.

Birthday.

Results.

Vacation.

Change of Relationship Status.

Promotion.

Gift.

Kalikimaka.

Pierogie.

Chanukkah.

Festivus.

Kwanzaa.

New Year.

Graduation.

Procedure.

Rager.

Facebook post.

Fantasy Football Bracket.

Sausage Fest.

Food Gorging.

Family Get Together.

Recovery.

Day.

Duke-ification.

Cocktail Party.

Happy Hour.

HopSock.

Easter.

Win.

Hukilau.

New Pet.

Track suit.

Marriage.

Engagement.

Laulau.

iPhone.

Accident.

Tuesday.

Night.

Dinner.

Resolution.

New Job.

New Baby.

Luau.

Makahiki.

Reenactment.

Better luck
next time.

And many happy returns.

It doesn't make you any less of a man.

I've been there.

Better you
than me.

I blame myself.

Feel free to re-gift this.

Let's do lunch sometime.

N 'at.

Cheers!

We take this to the grave.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

It's what heroes are made of.

It's the journey, not the destination.

Chee hoo!

Okole Maluna!

Things just don't go your way, do they?

It's awkward for both of us.

Alllllllllllright!

Ladies.

This hurts me more than it hurts you.

It's not you, it's me.

It's you, not me.

Let's hope it lasts forever.

Let's hope it ends soon.

Yay!

You totally deserve it.

Now pay it forward.

You should Tweet this.

Wish it was everything you hoped it would be.

Party on, Wayne.

Party on, Garth.

Here we go, Steelers! Here we go!

Here we go again.

You made it out alive.

Was mean.

You so cray.

Break a leg.

Knock em Dead.

If can, can. If no can, no can.

Totes.

Like OMG.

Booya!

Boom goes the dynamite.

And Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!

Bon Voyage.

Until we meet again.

Banzai!

For Auld Lang Syne.

Lesson learned.

Word.

LOL.