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PRESENTS

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Why do tomorrow what a machine can do for you today?

  • Have a
  • Heard about your
  • Wishing you a
  • Turns out you had a
  • Sorry I gave you a
  • The doctor said it's a
  • Apparently it's a
  • Apologies about the
  • Life is like a
  • Your mom said you had a
  • Thanks for the
  • I owe you a
  • High five on your
  • Let's celebrate our
  • #omg
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  • I love your
  • I've been dreaming of a
  • Take me to your
  • You remind me of a
  • Tell Grandma about the
  • Congratulations on the
  • It's a
  • Merry
  • Lovely
  • Hairy
  • Super Duper
  • Floral
  • On Fleek
  • Shiny
  • Moist
  • Dank
  • Fragrant
  • Basic
  • Bodacious
  • Odoriferous
  • XXL
  • Venti
  • Womens-cut
  • Pointless
  • Soggy
  • Chilly
  • Sassy
  • Spicy
  • Delightful
  • Delicious
  • Saucy
  • Sexy
  • Bland
  • Moldy
  • Terrific
  • Optimistic
  • Gluten Free
  • Vegan
  • Average
  • Passible
  • Tolerable
  • Chock-full
  • Pimptastic
  • Itchy
  • Spite-free
  • Spite-filled
  • Oblivious
  • Calorie-filled
  • Rash-free
  • Free-range
  • Organic
  • Enlightened
  • Spiritual
  • Effervescent
  • Bubbling
  • Star-spangled
  • Flaccid
  • Turnt
  • Girthy
  • Crunchy
  • Ransacked
  • Granola
  • Bitter
  • Sour
  • Post-modern
  • Fuel-injected
  • Track suit.
  • Accident.
  • Dadbod.
  • Chewbacca.
  • Stocking.
  • Fundraiser.
  • Festivus.
  • Stocking.
  • Full body wax.
  • Bike rally.
  • Cavity search.
  • Krampus.
  • Beach Party.
  • Grandpa kisses.
  • Elf on the Shelf.
  • Twitter beef.
  • Puppy cuddle.
  • Uber ride.
  • Incarceration.
  • Hump day.
  • Leap year.
  • Life event.
  • Birthday.
  • Boondoggle.
  • Quagmire.
  • Prenup.
  • Police escort.
  • Fetish.
  • Jury duty.
  • Acquittal.
  • Vasectomy.
  • Lobotomy.
  • Movie night.
  • Binge watch.
  • Mustache.
  • Luau.
  • Pau Hana.
  • Yoga pants.
  • Yoga class.
  • Movie Deal.
  • Prom.
  • Candy Cane.
  • Retirement.
  • Fantasy Football.
  • Sweet Sixteen.
  • Procedure.
  • Arraignment.
  • Get-away.
  • Podcast.
  • Yelp review.
  • Outburst.
  • Life style.
  • Nuptials.
  • Elopement.
  • Secret identity.
  • Fruitcake.
  • Mutation.
  • White elephant.
  • Yay.
  • Let's hope it lasts forever.
  • That is what she said.
  • And chill.
  • Mahalo.
  • Bye Felicia.
  • Mic drop.
  • C ya wouldn't wanna be ya.
  • BYOB
  • Smell ya later.
  • Happy Holidays.
  • Can you not.
  • It's not you, it's me.
  • I hope this isn't creepy.
  • You may now kiss the bride.
  • It's got electrolytes.
  • May the force be with you.
  • Aye carumba!
  • Check your tire pressure.
  • Mañana.
  • Stay classy.
  • And that's the way it was.
  • Elvis has left the building!
  • LOL.
  • So long and thanks for all the fish.
  • It's been real.
  • Hang ten.
  • Please retweet.
  • Call me maybe?
  • You're welcome.
  • Later. much.
  • XXOO
  • Sayonara.
  • I'll be back.
  • Thank ya, baby.
  • Ya blew it.
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  • High five!
  • What goes around comes around.
  • FYI.
  • Hey macarena!
  • Sent from my iPhone.
  • Don't ask questions.
  • Do as I say. Not as I do.
  • Ffffffffffrrrrrrrunnnkkissss!
  • I'll try harder next time.
  • Let's start over.
  • Now get out.
  • Sorry. Not Sorry.
  • I hope it clears up.
  • Jinx! Knock on wood.
  • Roll credits.
  • Peace out.
  • I hope we can still be friends.
  • La-dee Friggin Dah.
  • This will be epic.
  • Booyah.
  • Let's never speak of this again.
  • I got the next one.
  • Etcetera.
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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