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- Turns out you had a
- Sorry I gave you a
- Life is like a
- Your mom said you had a
- Thanks for the
- High five on your
- Let's celebrate our
- #omg
- I love your
- Take me to your
- You remind me of a
- Congratulations on the
- Have you heard about the
- remember that
- I had a dream about your
- Like the saying goes:
- Stay tuned for the
- Check out my
- Have a very
- I'm sorry I ate the last
- A little birdie told me about your
- Stop staring at my
- I can't believe he just tweeted
- Alexa /
- I.O.U. one
- Your baby looks like a
- Condolences on the
- What's the deal with
- Don't forget Grandma's
- I heard about the
- Beware of
- Blessed be
- 2017: the year of the
- Look out for
- I forgot about your
- Can you believe that
- Sorry, my dog ate your
- Status Update:
- Hashtag
- Apologies about the
- The doctor said it's a
- Fondly remembering your
- What even was that
- Merry
- Lovely
- Hairy
- Super Duper
- Shiny
- Fragrant
- Basic
- Bodacious
- Venti
- Pointless
- Soggy
- Chilly
- Sassy
- Delightful
- Delicious
- Saucy
- Sexy
- Bland
- Moldy
- Terrific
- Optimistic
- Gluten Free
- Vegan
- Average
- Passible
- Tolerable
- Itchy
- Spite-free
- Spite-filled
- Calorie-filled
- Rash-free
- Organic
- Enlightened
- Spiritual
- Effervescent
- Star-spangled
- Flaccid
- Turnt
- Girthy
- Crunchy
- Ransacked
- Granola
- Bitter
- Sour
- Post-modern
- oblivious
- xxl
- zombified
- less than adequate
- spicy
- cheesy
- non-GMO
- super stupid
- salty
- candy-coated
- oversized
- moist
- nuclear
- thicc
- glittery
- underrated
- happy
- mostly potato
- waxy
- rusty
- swollen
- smoking-hot
- dank
- refined
- furry
- underwater
- bigly
- outdated
- lackluster
- dainty
- joyful
- undead
- russian
- micro batch
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- pre-paid
- awkward
- orange
- revenant
- farm-to-table
- disruptive
- pitchy
- surreal
- frazzled
- complicit
- broken
- explosive
- Yuge
- G-Rated
- R-Rated
- X-Rated
- Track suit.
- Accident.
- Dadbod.
- Chewbacca.
- Fundraiser.
- Festivus.
- Stocking.
- Full body wax.
- Cavity search.
- Beach Party.
- Grandpa kisses.
- Elf on the Shelf.
- Twitter beef.
- Hump day.
- Leap year.
- Life event.
- Birthday.
- Police escort.
- Fetish.
- Vasectomy.
- Lobotomy.
- Movie night.
- Mustache.
- Luau.
- Pau Hana.
- Yoga pants.
- Prom.
- Candy Cane.
- Sweet Sixteen.
- Procedure.
- Podcast.
- Outburst.
- Life style.
- Secret identity.
- Fruitcake.
- brainstorming session.
- binge watch.
- olympics.
- exorcism.
- magic show.
- retirement party.
- car wash.
- resignation letter.
- christmas dinner.
- facebook status.
- covfefe.
- running of the bulls.
- confirmation hearing.
- apology.
- bikini wax.
- dog filter.
- charcuterie.
- impeachment.
- rocket launch.
- 25th anniversary.
- toothache.
- flat-earther.
- shade.
- horcrux.
- wiki leak.
- bae.
- adulting.
- legal suit.
- binge.
- therapy session.
- seance.
- tacos.
- lovefest.
- wiretapping.
- collusion.
- fumigation.
- upside down.
- sidekick.
- morning commute.
- dog sitting.
- conspiracy theory.
- HQ2.
- glitter.
- demogorgon.
- road trip.
- llama.
- meditation.
- reality show.
- startup.
- gold medal.
- snapchat filter.
- panda.
- happy hour.
- unicorn.
- FBI investigation.
- bubble tea.
- lizard people.
- cold brew.
- flying spaghetti monster.
- beard.
- fake news.
- stanley cup.
- tiny bubbles.
- selfie.
- tweet storm.
- livestream.
- bag of spiders.
- Rebranding.
- Yay.
- That is what she said.
- And chill.
- Mahalo.
- Mic drop.
- BYOB
- Happy Holidays.
- Can you not.
- It's not you, it's me.
- I hope this isn't creepy.
- You may now kiss the bride.
- May the force be with you.
- Check your tire pressure.
- Mañana.
- Stay classy.
- LOL.
- It's been real.
- Hang ten.
- You're welcome.
- Thank ya, baby.
- Ya blew it.
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- Oh, hi Mark!
- What goes around comes around.
- FYI.
- Now get out.
- I hope we can still be friends.
- Booyah.
- Let's never speak of this again.
- I got the next one.
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Nevertheless, she persisted.
- Taking a knee.
- Bye Felicia.
- Thank you and good night.
- And for that reason, I'm out.
- Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
- High five!
- Sorry, not sorry.
- Did I just say that out loud?
- NOT Hotdog.
- Do it for the gram.
- Now you know.
- And that destroyed everything.
- And that's the way it is.
- Winter is Coming.
- Better luck next year.
- The devil made me do it.
- Stay Woke.
- The feeling is mutual.
- Never again.
- Zing!
- Thanks, Obama.
- I didn't do it.
- Homerun!
- ...and then I found 5 dollars.
- You're Tearing Me Apart!
- Sorry.
- Pop goes the weasel!
- google it.
- It should clear up in a week or two.
- Cat's out of the bag.
- You'll float too.
- #sad
- Down low, too slow.
- WTFBBQ
- Adios, Amigo.
- I am Negan.
- please retweet.
- Sayonara, Sucker!
- Much love.
- Kanye 2020.
- Gotta go fast!
- Peace out.
- At least that's what your mom said.
- Sorry, it's my first time.
- Big money. No Whammies.
- jk
- April fools.
- YAAS
- amirite?
- Rad.
- Wake me up when it's over.
- You might want to have that looked at.
- Do you have a permit for that?
- Take a picture, it'll last longer.
- Let's not and say we did.
- That's gonna leave a stain.
- Now accepting applications.
- Cmd + S
- Stay Classy.
- You feel me?
- Catch you on the flipside.
- Word up.
- Sorry if I overstepped my boundaries.
- Gives me the feels.
- Guess you had to be there.
- Make holidays great again.
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