2016
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Greeting
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heartfelt messages from our machine to yours
Apologies about the
Apparently it's a
Condolences about the
Congratulations on the
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Have a
Heard about your
High five on your
I love your
I owe you a
I've been dreaming of a
It's a
Let's celebrate our
Life is like a
Sorry I gave you a
Sorry I'm missing your
Take me to your
Tell Grandma about the
Thanks for the
That was some kind of
The doctor said it's a
Turns out you had a
Wishing you a
You remind me of a
Your mom said you had a
Fondly remembering your
What even was that
It's time for that
I'm dreaming of a
Don't forget the
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immoral
Womens-cut
Odoriferous
Shiny
Rainbow
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Emotional
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Moist
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Unfortunately timed
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Lovely
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Merry
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Star-spangled
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Tolerable
Turnt
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Yuge
Pumpkin Spice
Great
Meh
Chestnut Praline
Nasty
Ace
Bigly
Phenomenal
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Highly Caffeinated
Virtual-Reality
Minimalist
Bottomless
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Juicy
Passive Aggressive
G-Rated
R-Rated
X-Rated
Confrontational
Organized
Stocking.
Squirrel Appreciation Day.
National Popcorn Day.
Uber ride.
Elf on the Shelf.
Full body wax.
Dickey.
Puppy cuddle.
Bag of Spiders.
Fundraiser.
Bike rally.
Stocking.
Cavity search.
Krampus.
Twitter beef.
Festivus.
Accident.
therapy session.
Blow Piano.
Krampus.
Grandpa kisses.
Chewbacca.
Election.
pity party.
Halloween.
Muffin.
Beach Party.
Dadbod.
Binge watch.
White elephant.
Fetish.
Yelp review.
Retirement.
Leap year.
Pau Hana.
Secret identity.
Quagmire.
Boondoggle.
Podcast.
Arraignment.
Life style.
Sweet Sixteen.
Elopement.
Lobotomy.
Mutation.
Yoga class.
Jury duty.
Candy Cane.
Vasectomy.
Procedure.
Mustache.
Yoga pants.
Incarceration.
Fruitcake.
Fantasy Football.
Life event.
Prenup.
Police escort.
Hump day.
Track suit.
Birthday.
Get-away.
Prom.
Movie Deal.
Outburst.
Acquittal.
Luau.
Nuptials.
Movie night.
Email Scandal
Incarceration.
Inauguration.
Woman.
Baby.
Man bun.
Electoral college.
Pie.
Popular Vote.
Cold Open.
Protest March.
Boycott.
Nitro-Brew.
Decoupling.
Cronut.
Cruffin.
Kouign Amann.
War on Christmas.
Turducken.
Rebranding.
Hip Replacement.
C ya wouldn't wanna be ya.
Yay.
Aye carumba!
You may now kiss the bride.
BYOB
Science!
May the force be with you.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...
Bye Felicia.
Smell ya later.
Mahalo.
Happy Holidays.
Aaaand it's gone!
It's got electrolytes.
Mic drop.
Let's hope it lasts forever.
Hakuna Matata.
Psych
Can you not.
I hope this isn't creepy.
And chill.
Comrades
You probably deserve it.
I hear it's contagious.
I need an adult now.
It's not you
That's what she said.
I'll be back.
Let's never speak of this again.
Please retweet.
I hope it clears up.
Don't ask questions.
Stay classy.
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La-dee Friggin Dah.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
LOL.
Sorry. Not Sorry.
Let's start over.
Roll credits.
Ffffffffffrrrrrrrunnnkkissss!
I hope we can still be friends.
XXOO
Booyah.
What goes around comes around.
Call me maybe?
Sent from my iPhone.
Later. much.
I'll try harder next time.
Thank ya
High five!
Check your tire pressure.
Etcetera.
This will be epic.
Do as I say. Not as I do.
And that's the way it was.
It's been real.
Hang ten.
MaƱana
I got the next one.
Elvis has left the building!
Now get out.
Hey macarena!
FYI.
Jinx! Knock on wood.
You're welcome.
Ya blew it.
Peace out.
Sayonara.
It's gonna be yuge.
Wake me when it's over.
Everybody loves me.
Gives me the feels.
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That's the way love goes.
Word to your mutha.
Now with stretch.
Time to declutter.
If you know, you know.
It's not you, it's me.
Guess you had to be there.
Make holidays great again.
It's not me, it's you.
Thank you, come again.
I can't even.
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