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Greeting
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heartfelt messages from our machine to yours
- Apologies about the
- Apparently it's a
- Condolences about the
- Congratulations on the
- hash tag
- Have a
- Heard about your
- High five on your
- I love your
- I owe you a
- I've been dreaming of a
- It's a
- Let's celebrate our
- Life is like a
- Sorry I gave you a
- Sorry I'm missing your
- Take me to your
- Tell Grandma about the
- Thanks for the
- That was some kind of
- The doctor said it's a
- Turns out you had a
- Wishing you a
- You remind me of a
- Your mom said you had a
- Fondly remembering your
- What even was that
- It's time for that
- I'm dreaming of a
- Don't forget the
- On Fleek
- explosive
- immoral
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- Floral
- Fuel-injected
- Unfortunately timed
- Full Bodied
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- Lovely
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- Basic
- Merry
- Average
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- Chilly
- Chock-full
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- Effervescent
- Enlightened
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- Free-range
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- Gluten Free
- Granola
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- Oblivious
- Optimistic
- Organic
- Passable
- Pimptastic
- Pointless
- Post-modern
- Ransacked
- Rash-free
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- Sexy
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- Spicy
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- Spite-free
- Star-spangled
- Terrific
- Tolerable
- Turnt
- Vegan
- Yuge
- Pumpkin Spice
- Great
- Meh
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- Nasty
- Ace
- Bigly
- Phenomenal
- Ceramic-Filtered
- Highly Caffeinated
- Virtual-Reality
- Minimalist
- Bottomless
- Full-frontal
- Juicy
- Passive Aggressive
- G-Rated
- R-Rated
- X-Rated
- Confrontational
- Organized
- Stocking.
- Squirrel Appreciation Day.
- National Popcorn Day.
- Uber ride.
- Elf on the Shelf.
- Full body wax.
- Dickey.
- Puppy cuddle.
- Bag of Spiders.
- Fundraiser.
- Bike rally.
- Stocking.
- Cavity search.
- Krampus.
- Twitter beef.
- Festivus.
- Accident.
- therapy session.
- Blow Piano.
- Krampus.
- Grandpa kisses.
- Chewbacca.
- Election.
- pity party.
- Halloween.
- Muffin.
- Beach Party.
- Dadbod.
- Binge watch.
- White elephant.
- Fetish.
- Yelp review.
- Retirement.
- Leap year.
- Pau Hana.
- Secret identity.
- Quagmire.
- Boondoggle.
- Podcast.
- Arraignment.
- Life style.
- Sweet Sixteen.
- Elopement.
- Lobotomy.
- Mutation.
- Yoga class.
- Jury duty.
- Candy Cane.
- Vasectomy.
- Procedure.
- Mustache.
- Yoga pants.
- Incarceration.
- Fruitcake.
- Fantasy Football.
- Life event.
- Prenup.
- Police escort.
- Hump day.
- Track suit.
- Birthday.
- Get-away.
- Prom.
- Movie Deal.
- Outburst.
- Acquittal.
- Luau.
- Nuptials.
- Movie night.
- Email Scandal
- Incarceration.
- Inauguration.
- Woman.
- Baby.
- Man bun.
- Electoral college.
- Pie.
- Popular Vote.
- Cold Open.
- Protest March.
- Boycott.
- Nitro-Brew.
- Decoupling.
- Cronut.
- Cruffin.
- Kouign Amann.
- War on Christmas.
- Turducken.
- Rebranding.
- Hip Replacement.
- C ya wouldn't wanna be ya.
- Yay.
- Aye carumba!
- You may now kiss the bride.
- BYOB
- Science!
- May the force be with you.
- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...
- Bye Felicia.
- Smell ya later.
- Mahalo.
- Happy Holidays.
- Aaaand it's gone!
- It's got electrolytes.
- Mic drop.
- Let's hope it lasts forever.
- Hakuna Matata.
- Psych
- Can you not.
- I hope this isn't creepy.
- And chill.
- Comrades
- You probably deserve it.
- I hear it's contagious.
- I need an adult now.
- It's not you
- That's what she said.
- I'll be back.
- Let's never speak of this again.
- Please retweet.
- I hope it clears up.
- Don't ask questions.
- Stay classy.
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- La-dee Friggin Dah.
- So long and thanks for all the fish.
- LOL.
- Sorry. Not Sorry.
- Let's start over.
- Roll credits.
- Ffffffffffrrrrrrrunnnkkissss!
- I hope we can still be friends.
- XXOO
- Booyah.
- What goes around comes around.
- Call me maybe?
- Sent from my iPhone.
- Later. much.
- I'll try harder next time.
- Thank ya
- High five!
- Check your tire pressure.
- Etcetera.
- This will be epic.
- Do as I say. Not as I do.
- And that's the way it was.
- It's been real.
- Hang ten.
- Mañana
- I got the next one.
- Elvis has left the building!
- Now get out.
- Hey macarena!
- FYI.
- Jinx! Knock on wood.
- You're welcome.
- Ya blew it.
- Peace out.
- Sayonara.
- It's gonna be yuge.
- Wake me when it's over.
- Everybody loves me.
- Gives me the feels.
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- That's the way love goes.
- Word to your mutha.
- Now with stretch.
- Time to declutter.
- If you know, you know.
- It's not you, it's me.
- Guess you had to be there.
- Make holidays great again.
- It's not me, it's you.
- Thank you, come again.
- I can't even.
- #omg
Happy Holidays from Wall-to-Wall Studios
